Category: The Yoga Slut

My Yoga Pants Stink: A Tale of Imperfection.

  By Dana Gornall I can’t think straight, I’m so gay Sometimes I cry a whole day I care a lot, use an analog clock And never know when to stop And I’m passive, aggressive I’m scared of the dark and the dentist I love my butt and won’t shut up And I never really grew up They tell us from the time we’re young To hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves Inside ourselves I know I’m not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else Well I’m over it ~ Secrets...

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The Yoga Slut: The Beginning.

  By Dana Gornall Slut: noun 1. Disparaging and Offensive. a sexually promiscuous woman, or a woman who behaves or dresses in an overtly sexual way. 2. Informal. a person with a seemingly insatiable but often undiscerning desire to do or have something specified: guilty of being a shoe slut; a book slut, reading five books at once. 3. Archaic. a prostitute; harlot. an immoral or dissolute woman. a dirty, slovenly woman. *from dictionary.com Yoga: noun, ( sometimes initial capital letter) 1. a school of Hindu philosophy advocating and prescribing a course of physical and mental disciplines for attaining...

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