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About Alicia Wozniak

Alicia "Woz" Wozniak is a Clevelander living in Florida, with the rest of Ohio. Tired of snow and cold, she and her daughter, Weez, moved to the Sunshine State from the Buckeye State in 2009. Since then, she's been pretty happy; perpetual summer suits her well. A lover of words, particularly the funny ones, she's a writer and editor who is very hesitant to have any tattooed on her body out of fear of permanent typos, but she's very ready for another one; number six. Woz can be found on Twitter (though she still doesn't really get it), Instagram and on her blog. She can also be found teaching Zumba a few times per week and as often as possible going to yoga, giving up complete control to her teachers.

January 2017

Because Everyone Farts (Even the Dalai Lama)

By | 2017-01-06T21:38:47+00:00 January 4th, 2017|blog, Featured, Wellness|

  By Alicia Wozniak We've all been there. Our bellies start making noise, our sphincters clench, we start sweating maybe---probably, our eyes widen: a fart is brewing. We look for an escape. Perhaps there is one, but if there isn't---like we're in a meeting and leaving isn't possible, or the walk-run out of the room [...]

February 2015